Fixed Companions (Stephen Joseph Theatre, Scarborough)
Verdict: AA on AI
Personal Lives (Ambassadors Theatre, London)
Verdict: An inexpensive recital
Can Alan Ayckbourn make it to 100? Performs that’s, not years. On the fee the 84-year-old Scribbler of Scarborough goes, I would not put it previous him.
He is now written 89 and, provided that he is been knocking them out for 64 years, by my maths he wants solely one other eight years to achieve his century. His newest is a sci-fi comedy imagining a future the place we kind emotional attachments with home androids.
You might, after all, take into account the notion of a relationship with a robotic preposterous. However I do know loads of folks sincerely in love with their vehicles — by no means thoughts their cell phones.
The play is, due to this fact, very a lot on the cash. Characters embrace 60-year-old lawyer Lorraine, who’s divorcing her husband and falls for the candy, hunky safety bot in her workplace. Then there’s upkeep man Winston, who’s needed to flip off his housekeeper’s intercourse drive as a result of he cannot sustain. And Winston’s lonely mate Don, whose toilet is destroyed by his personal over-endowed porno mannequin.
Maybe most fascinating is Edie (Eco-Home), a gorgeous younger housemaid who has fallen in love with the eldest son of a fancy household — who now need her reprogrammed.
Whereas ostensibly forward of its time, Fixed Companions can also be slightly dated on social mores (Pictured: Leigh Symonds and Naomi Petersen)

However the genius of Ayckbourn’s extremely amusing comedy is that he is twigged that after we lastly reach creating robots in our personal picture, they are going to be a seductive parody of ourselves
Whereas ostensibly forward of its time, Fixed Companions can also be slightly dated on social mores. In Ayckbourn’s world, everyone seems to be both single or married to an individual of the other intercourse. The lawyer calls her assistant ‘expensive’ with out worry of prosecution. And the luxury woman gives upkeep man Winston a factor known as a ‘cheque’ in cost for his work.
Even so (and regardless of an ending that fizzles out) it is a nicely thought by way of situation through which a robotic’s breath is ‘air move from the cooling system’s extractor fan’, crying is ‘extra ocular lubrication fluid’ and your digital lover can be a part of you for a candlelit dinner, because of ‘auto-simulated mastication’.
Many people can even recognise our personal relationships in these human-machine bonds. When lawyer Lorraine marries her robotic totty ‘JAN 60’, he grows puzzled by her have to be proper the entire time — ‘even when she is not, and I’m’. Edie, in the meantime, who’s having her circuit boards reset by Winston (Leigh Symonds), has realized to simulate romantic strikes — elevating intriguing questions on what occurs when robots begin mendacity.
However the genius of Ayckbourn’s extremely amusing comedy is that he is twigged that after we lastly reach creating robots in our personal picture, they are going to be a seductive parody of ourselves. A risk to our vainness, lengthy earlier than they are a risk to our existence. Tellingly, though the performing is flesh and blood, it is the droid characters who shine. Naomi Petersen as Edie has an interesting repertoire of thrives that are as cute as they’re crafty.
However Richard Stacey steals the present as omni-reasonable JAN 60, whose smiling face appears to waft like a nodding canine. He additionally appears like an automatic station announcer, whereas exhibiting good timing with an more and more maniacal snort.
Though completely deadpan, we study that he’s an ‘octopus’ together with his palms in mattress. As Lorraine remarks of their honeymoon ‘it was by far the most effective of the three that I’ve had’.
In keeping with Noel Coward’s acerbic and as soon as risqué 1930 comedy Personal Lives, ‘honeymooning is a really overrated amusement’. Now within the West Finish starring Patricia Hodge and Nigel Havers after a nationwide tour, Christopher Luscombe’s revival is an oldies’ tackle the play’s feuding couple who’re often forged with middle-aged alpha thesps.

Now within the West Finish starring Patricia Hodge and Nigel Havers after a nationwide tour, Christopher Luscombe’s revival is an oldies’ tackle the play’s feuding couple who’re often forged with middle-aged alpha thesps (Pictured: Patricia Hodge and Nigel Havers in Personal Lives)
It makes a spry begin, with Hodge and Havers’ aged divorcees alarmed to re-encounter one another on separate honeymoons within the French Riviera.
However then, like a lot in late life, it goes a bit slack within the center after the pair elope to a garish residence in Paris. Unable to resuscitate the eagerness of their characters’ youth, Coward’s usually taut repartee begins to sag.
Havers, although, appears thrilled to be again within the West Finish, and lends Coward’s barbed wit a panto high quality. By no means lower than jaunty, he deploys shifty eyes and a smirk to create a faintly creepy Elyot. Hodge’s Amanda, in the meantime, glitters with allure. Her crystal blue eyes are alternately vast and playful or slim with suspicion as she goes from smiling mischief to snorting displeasure.
So sure, it is a slick sufficient recital, but it surely by no means fairly blows off all of the interval mud.
The Little Huge Issues (Soho Place Theatre, London)
Verdict: There will be tears
This feelgood musical is impressed by Henry Fraser; in 2009 a diving accident left him paralysed from the shoulders down however the rugby-obsessed teen realized to reside together with his incapacity and has grow to be an acclaimed artist by portray together with his mouth.
With music and lyrics by Nick Butcher and Tom Ling, and e-book by Joe White, The Little Huge Issues tells Henry’s story utilizing two actors — Jonny Amies as pre-accident Henry and Ed Larkin as post-accident Henry. Larkin, by the way, is the primary wheelchair person to guide a West Finish musical: made doable by the very fact the newly constructed Soho Place is totally accessible.
Twin Henrys, on stage collectively for many of the present, is one among a number of directorial thrives by Luke Sheppard, as strolling Henry acts out disabled Henry’s inside ideas and frustrations — and the emotional scene the place they ‘fly’ (wheelchair and all) above the stage is a showstopper. Amies and Larkin properly delineate Henry’s stuttering path in direction of his new self and, amongst a terrific supporting forged, Amy Trigg shines as no-nonsense physio Agnes, whose personal expertise of being a wheelchair person helps Henry in his restoration.

This feelgood musical is impressed by Henry Fraser; in 2009 a diving accident left him paralysed from the shoulders down however the rugby-obsessed teen realized to reside together with his incapacity and has grow to be an acclaimed artist by portray together with his mouth
A lot of that is instructed in hummable songs that vary from rock and gospel to teen pop. And Mark Smith’s choreography and the band beneath Laura Bangay give the present a propulsive power. The creators enable some sentimentality, however do not sugarcoat how such an occasion can fracture a household, and so they subtly parlay how ableist a society we’re. However additionally they present a big dollop of humour — a lot of it from sharp-tongued Agnes, or when Henry’s three brothers bask in rugger banter.
You would need to have a coronary heart of stone to not discover Henry’s story deeply transferring. Convey tissues.
VERONICA LEE
Notorious (Jermyn Road Theatre, London)
Verdict: Insufficiently notorious
Intriguingly, actress Caroline Quentin appears to have begun specialising in women of the evening — alongside her daughter Rose. Solely final 12 months she was the titular courtesan in George Bernard Shaw’s comedy Mrs Warren’s Career… with Rose as her snootily disapproving daughter.
Now, in a brand new play by April De Angelis, she’s added a histrionic flip as Emma Hamilton — the one-time ‘intercourse employee’ who was Horatio Nelson’s mistress. The one disappointment is that the Males Behaving Badly star does not get to behave all that badly, and is restricted to melodramatic orations in de Angelis’s witty however wordy drama.
We first uncover Emma the youthful (performed by Rose, who seems startlingly like Hamilton…if the portraits by George Romney are to be trusted) in 1798.
The social-climbing Liz Hurley of her day, she resides in a Naples palazzo. To her chagrin, she is attended by her louche, fretful mom (Caroline), who warns her in opposition to throwing herself at Nelson following his victory in Battle of the Nile.
Seventeen years later we meet Emma once more (now performed by Mum) in a cattle-shed in Calais, having fallen on arduous occasions — and brought her daughter Horatia (Rose) down together with her.
Fairly than let Emma have enjoyable main males a merry dance, DeAngelis elects to have her declaim and embroider her romantic sallies. However when she credit herself with facilitating Nelson’s single-handed (and one-eyed) victory at Trafalgar, it makes her sound like a delusional fantasist.
And caught in her room — first as a younger girl together with her gloomy mom, then in outdated age together with her chiding daughter — Emma’s story turns into much less concerning the ooh-la-la of the boudoir and extra about home bickering.
PATRICK MARMION

Intriguingly, actress Caroline Quentin appears to have begun specialising in women of the evening — alongside her daughter Rose
REVIEWS BY GEORGINA BROWN
Strategic Love Play (Soho Theatre, then touring)
Verdict: Enjoying the relationship sport
That Face (Orange Tree, Richmond)
Verdict: Posh folks’s ache
Assembly on-line stands out as the norm however to guage from Miriam Battye’s humorous, coruscating dissection of a primary date between strangers, it is hell on the market.
She — a scruffy blonde in a navy jumpsuit — and He — T-shirt, chinos, contemporary haircut — have met for a pint, perhaps two ought to issues go nicely. They’re evidently veterans on this perilous sport of affection and likelihood.
Archie Backhouse’s Man is nervous however smiley, a traditional, good, well mannered sort of man.
Letty Thomas’s Lady, against this, is clearly bruised by expertise and impatient to get by way of the routine small discuss. Tense, intense, she is a wounded gladiator, for whom assault seems to have grow to be the most effective type of defence.
They’ve barely found that each are cyclists when she cuts to the chase: ‘And if you see what’s on the market, what would you like with it? F*** it? Take it to your mom? Find it irresistible until you die?’ she snaps. No marvel He, whose identify seems to be Adam, which makes him right into a type of emblematic Everybloke, is initially startled, momentarily intrigued however when pushed too far, shortly needs out.
At which level, She embarks on a model new technique. No spoilers. Suffice to say, it is a good concept, and whereas She is in full and spectacular command of the situation, She — and here is the rub — cannot engineer her feelings. Cue one other sudden twist.

Strategic Love Play: Assembly on-line stands out as the norm however to guage from Miriam Battye’s humorous, coruscating dissection of a primary date between strangers, it is hell on the market
The performances are gorgeous, so actual you consider each phrase of this unhappy, hilarious, whip-smart two-hander.
In Katie Posner’s compelling manufacturing, the 2 perch at a spherical desk, which sometimes revolves, generally giddying, generally sickening and drunken, all the time unpredictable. Like a primary date then. However this one additionally features a quietly candy and showstopping transformation of a crisp-packet right into a boat-shaped bowl. May very well be the clincher each first date wants.
If ever a play exemplified Philip Larkin’s well-known strains ‘They f*** you up, your mum and pop. They might not imply to, however they do’, it is That Face.
Staged at London’s Royal Courtroom in 2007, the 19-year-old Polly Stenham’s outstanding debut held up a mirror to the well-heeled viewers on the doorstep, revealing the messy, painful, harrowing lives of uncared for kids and neglectful mother and father. Nothing new, however the broken wealthy are an more and more retro topic. Even rarer 15 years on.
In its first main revival, Stenham’s devastating portrait has misplaced none of its energy to shock. A bitterly humorous scene when sloshed, drugged mom Martha rings the Talking Clock from a landline, dates it, however there is a timelessness about its skewering of a household in freefall.
It begins with a brutal initiation ceremony at a fancy boarding faculty which ends up in one baby being hospitalised and the torturer, Mia (Ruby Stokes), being despatched house. The place she finds Mummy, a monstrously manipulative Martha (mesmerising Niamh Cusack), is actually sucking the life out of her brother, Henry.

That Face: Staged at London’s Royal Courtroom in 2007, the 19-year-old Polly Stenham’s outstanding debut held up a mirror to the well-heeled viewers on the doorstep, revealing the messy, painful, harrowing lives of uncared for kids and neglectful mother and father
In an impressive debut, Kasper Hilton-Hille’s Henry unravels. He has dropped out of college to take care of his mum and their roles grow to be horribly confused. The son is now each mum or dad and lover.
A clinging, vampire-like Martha, concurrently as targeted and as blurry as drunks are usually, provides him a love chew to match the one from his Sloaney girlfriend. In a match of drunken jealousy, she has chopped up all his garments.
Can indifferent Daddy (Dominic Mafham), who’s flying again from Hong Kong the place he has a brand new household, rescue the household he has shamelessly deserted?
A baby’s mattress is on the centre of Josh Seymour’s intense staging within the spherical.
Right here, a drunk mom passes out, a baby is handcuffed and tortured. That image of innocence, candy goals and peace has grow to be the place the place a dwelling nightmare won’t ever finish.